A Third Person Plot

How to Keep Your Bathroom Clean With Minimal Effort OR How To Get Your Sister To Move Out

A girl with long brown hair flowing down her shoulders in waves looked around inconspicuously only moving her eyes; right and left, and right again, and then looked down at her diary. It was late at night and she was supposed to be in bed but she had a plan she needed to finish planning. It was in its ultimate stage of production. To finish it off with a cherry on top, she had decided to make a brochure on how to execute the plan.

She had it all planned.

The brochures would be handed out to random passers by and subtly placed with other brochures. The brochure would then give basic steps to execute the task, however, if a person wanted to have a little more info on the steps, there would be a link to her blog in the last panel of the brochure. Her blog contained the finishing details that would help a person commit to the plan which would mean that more than just one person could achieve her plan.

She felt it was an important part of life - scheming and plotting the removal of her older sister from their house.

She reread her words, editing here and there.

[The brochure content (plus further details) is as follows.]

Are you good at delegating and have basic skills in manipulation?

If yes – open this panel

If no - open this panel

Is this what your bathroom looks like?

AND

How much of the mess is because of your older sister?

Note beforehand: this method may take months, maybe even years. But once the mission is completed, I guarantee satisfaction and a feeling of being at peace.

Getting Your Sister To Move Out

1.     Get her a boyfriend
-choose wisely and subtly
-choose someone who she sees regularly (maybe someone at the gym)
- approaching the person may at first be very awkward but once you assure him that your sister is foxy, he’ll be fine with the little suggestion to ask her out.

2.     Make sure they don’t break up within a couple of weeks
-mediate and calm fights
-do this by being there for your sister (I know I know, it’s hard to do but you must try because it will also ensure that you two will still be close once she’s moved out)

3.     Plant the idea of moving in with him in her head via Inceptiion
-watch the movie Inception for clarification
-If, in fact, you cannot enter anyone’s dreams, you may just have to subliminally plant the idea in her head by discussing how good it would be to move out of the house/ how good it would be to live with your boyfriend (the more creative the less suspicious she will be of your intentions)

4.     Act interested but distant
-throughout the whole relationship
-this keeps her unaware of your manipulations (being too close might and probably will make her suspicious)

5.     Deliver goodbye sincerely
-don’t overdo it by crying (we all know you don’t love her that much)
-Actors will have an advantage in this area

6.     Convince your sister to clean the bathroom one last time
-this is where your manipulation skills will come in handy
-nostalgia is a good device for manipulation here

7.     Rejoice in a clean bathroom
-Jump around in joy shouting, “Yay!” or “Woot!” etc. (make sure you’re sister is gone before you do this).

[End of brochure]

She smiled to herself, hugged her diary, and then placed it carefully on the floor. She switched off her light and vanished as darkness enfolded her dreams.